pizzoner:

I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: homoskeleton, via screaming-lamb)

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HEY IM GOING TO TEXAS FOR BASIC MILITARY TRAINing PPL PLS DONT UNFOLLOW!!!

peace

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Anybody leaving for LACKLAND TEXAS this Tuesday?

#Security Forces 

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bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

(via screaming-lamb)

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dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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*Baby starts crying in a movie theater*

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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